With the new year under way, I decided to launch a new version of Freya (if you recall she is my “horrible” daughter that Meg has mentioned previously). Think of it like you would a grand re-opening of your favorite store or restaurant. It's akin to Mattel releasing the same Barbie again, advertising it as "all new". I am doing that with Freya. All that has changed is my mind set. She hasn't changed, but that is irrelevant now, because with my new attitude, she is different.
I will even go so far as to say she is "new and improved". She sleeps longer and even says Mama when she is screaming in her crib. The all-new Freya throws food, has tantrums and cries once she is buckled into her car seat-for the duration of the car trip (how neat!). Also, the new Freya can not be fooled by baby toys, she only wants real cell phones, or sunglasses. Even better, Freya loves to pull other children's hair. Freya enjoys pointing and screaming; nothing is more entertaining than watching my husband and I run around as we try to figure out what she wants.
Freya is a seasoned wrestler too. She loves nothing more than sitting on her whiny two-and-a-half-year old sister, pulling her beloved blanket from her hands. Her best feature by far- she doesn't nap! She is always awake, there to entertain and annoy. She never runs out of batteries.
What's not to love? She sounds like a money maker to me.
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